[Note: I originally published this post with the title, "Saving a Lamb with a Broken Back." Just after I hit the publish button, I realized that the title would most likely be read that it was the lamb with the broken back, and not the shepherd. Apologies for the ambiguity to anyone who saw the post with the original title.]
The other day, a lamb was born, and because its mother produces so much milk, her udder was really full. A really full udder hangs low to the ground, and the teats, because they too are really full and tight, point straight down, with the tip only a few inches above the ground, instead of pointing out to the side, four or so inches above the ground. The lamb, instinctively looking for the teats a few inches higher, just bumped and bumped and bumped against the upper part of the udder. A few times, he inched his mouth down along the udder, lipping it as he went, and found the teat, but the teat was so swollen that he couldn’t get his mouth around it.
When he was about twelve hours old and still hadn’t gotten a drink it was time to intervene. Ideally, lambs should get their first drink, which is full of antibody giving colostrum, within a few hours of being born. As I understand it, if they don’t get it until after about fifteen hours or so, they never really thrive because their immune systems aren’t “fully stocked,” so to speak. Unfortunately, earlier in the day I had thrown my back out worse than I ever had before trying to herd four lambs through a gate they didn’t want to go through, so i wasn’t too happy with the fact that I had a lamb to save, but I had no choice.
Luckily, one of the pasture shelters was very close to the paddock that the sheep were in and I was able to enclose it in an additional section of electronet, and then with my mother’s help, I lured the mother ewe into the shelter by holding her lamb out towards her as I walked backwards away from her. My mother “manned” the electronet “gate,” opening it for the mother and shooing away a different ewe that had been following along. Once we had the mother inside the shelter, I pinned her against the wall of the shelter and we tried to get the lamb to nurse. One quickly discovers when trying to get lambs to nurse that it is useless to try to force them onto the teat. As you push down, they push away. You can give it a shot, especially if the teat has a drop of milk on it. If the lamb’s lips touch the drop of milk, sometimes they get the picture right away and start sucking. If, however, they don’t get the picture right away, they just start to struggle against you. With my mother holding the lamb, I was free to direct the teat at the lamb’s face. I squirted a tiny bit of colostrum against his lips, and he got interested for a second, but he quickly started struggling against my mother, so she stopped pressuring him. She just held him still in front of the udder while I held the udder so that the teat was pointed up and at him. It didn’t work. He just stared blankly.
I decided to milk the ewe out so that her udder would hang in a way that gave better access to the lamb. I decided also that we should bottle feed the lamb. He was getting a bit lethargic, and I didn’t trust that he had enough energy to keep trying to get onto his mother’s teat, even if it were made available by milking her out. For some reason, I decided that the best thing to do would be to just feed him lamb milk replacer, a manufactured product, rather than milk the ewe out into a bottle. I milked the ewe out onto the ground until her udder was fairly slack. Then my mother and I went up to the house to mix up some milk replacer.
I expected the lamb to latch right onto the bottle. He didn’t. He just kept pushing the nipple out of his mouth. I fought with him for about a minute. He only swallowed once or twice. So later, while dealing with this lamb that wouldn’t drink from the bottle, while hunched over on my knees in excrutiating pain, I said, “F– it. He can starve for all I care,” and I stood up and walked away. My mother knows me well enough to know when not to argue with me, so she just followed along behind me.
As we were walking out of the pasture I looked over towards the barn and saw the farrier unloading his truck. I had no idea he was coming. I nearly blew my top. I snarled a few words at my mother about needing to help the farrier for the next couple of hours and that I would see her up at the house. I hobbled around retrieving the horses from the pasture and then stood around, hobbling here and there putting horses away and bringing them out for the farrier.
When the farrier left, I went to go save that stupid lamb. On my way out to the pasture, I stopped and turned around to go get my mother, but then I decided it would be better if I just dealt with it by myself. Certainly having her help would have made it easier, but I didn’t know how it was going to go, and I didn’t really feel like snarling at my mother anymore. Earlier, I had emptied the bottle of milk replacer and left the bottle in a bucket by the water hydrant up at the top of the pasture, so I grabbed it and walked down into the paddock with the ewe and the lamb. The lamb was pretty much apathetic. All that he needed was a little bit of colostrum, just a tiny boost, and he would be fine. So, I kneeled as gingerly as I could, lifted the lamb off the ground as lightning bolts shot through my back and gimped over to the shelter with the ewe following along behind us.
Once the happy family was inside the shelter, I grabbed the ewe and after struggling with her for a few seconds, pinned her against the wall. I had one arm wrapped around her neck and my shoulder pressed against her shoulder. How do you milk a ewe into a bottle with one hand? You don’t, but I tried anyway. We were only a few feet from the corner of the shelter, so I pushed the ewe back into the corner. When she felt the back wall touch her butt, she lunged forward as hard as she could, and as my body twisted the pain in my back was so bad I thought I might pass out. If she had just lunged one more time, she would have broken free of my grip because I was still seeing stars, but she didn’t. I got her backed up so that she was sideways in the corner. One wall was pressing against her shoulder, one wall was pressing against her butt, and my shoulder was pressing against her flank. With her pinned like that I was able to let her go so that both of my hands were free. The lamb had long ago left the shelter and was out in the paddock somewhere screaming. I was worried he would get tanlged in the electronet, but I had no choice but to get some colostrum in that bottle. The ewe was resigned to being pinned in that position, so I was able to quickly reach between her legs and while holding the bottle in one hand I milked her into it with the other. I milked mostly from one side, the near teat, but got a few squirts from the far teat as well. I let the ewe go. She charged out of the shelter to find her lamb. For about five seconds, I inched my body around trying to figure out how to stand without causing excrutiating pain, but I couldn’t so I just stood up. I staggered out of the shelter like a drunkard on a bender. The lamb was lying down a few feet away from the shelter. When the ewe saw me, she turned and faced me defiantly, standing over her lamb. I walked over and knealt down by the lamb and lifted him to his feet. I placed the nipple in his mouth, and as soon as that warm wonderful colostrum started to drip into his mouth, he started sucking, like mad. He took a break or two, but he drank it all. I thought it had only been a couple of ounces, but when I filled the bottle with water up to where it had been filled with colostrum and then dumped it into a measuring cup, I discovered that it had been about five ounces.
A few hours later, I went back out with some milk replacer — I certainly wasn’t going to milk the ewe into a bottle again! — to feed him againĀ He drank a few ounces, but wasn’t terribly interested in it. The next morning, I went out with some more replacer and he didn’t want any of it. I checked his belly and it was pretty full. It could have been left over from the evening before, but it could have been from him nursing. I looked at the ewe’s udder. Her teats were pretty slack. The udder wasn’t terribly full. Again, that could have been from being milked out the day before. As I did my chores, I kept one eye on the pair. At one point, I looked over and saw the lamb with his head buried in the ewe’s crotch and his tail wagging wildly. Success? I walked over to take a closer look. The lamb popped his head up. He looked like he was swallowing. I looked at his chin. He had a little colostrum goatee. I looked at the ewe’s teat. It was glistening with saliva. Success!
Oh, sweet success! Oh my aching f*ing back! I finished my chores and went up to the house and collapsed (laid myself gingerly) on the couch while my mother waited on me hand and foot for the next few hours until it was time to go back outside, having long ago forgiven her snarly son for snarling at her.